Hyper Crush is tagged as: electronic, electro, crunk, techno, doo-hop
Live and direct from the honky tonk of doo-hop. Behold the greatest 50’s doo-wop, electro, hip hop group from the 80’s of all time. Three shit-faced extra terrestrials known amongst the elite simply as Donny, Preston and Holly. A couple of real gentlemen and one broad with a steady diet of cotton candy and flat soda pop to calm the nerves.
Donny “Ponyboy” Fontaine is a straight shooter who once won a trip to Reno Nevada in a James Dean look alike contest. Despite his uncanny looks he still has trouble with low self esteem at times. Donny began rapping in the summer of 56’ and has not stopped since. One of Donny’s greatest achievements was a freestyle battle he won at the country manor home for the mentally disabled. “As far as I’m concerned none of these retards stand a chance” said Donny prior to his landslide victory. With the wits of a pigeon and an ego big enough for five men Donny is destined to be a pretentious rock star of epic proportions.| |What would the greatest Doo-Hop group of all time be without a super Producer/DJ extraordinaire. His name is Preston “Cutty” Moronie, a cool customer on the computer buttons with a penchant for domestic violence. In an interview Preston once asked a reporter,” what do ...
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