| David Cross Songs |
| Lunch With Frankenstein |
| Shaving the Pope's Pussy |
| Pandering to the Locals! |
| My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! |
| Socks and Shoes |
| Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears |
| Flying on a Mexican Plane |
| My Daughter's First Date |
| Phone Call from a Cranky Terrorist |
| Diarrhea Moustache |
| If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them |
| Abortion Doctor From Hell! |
| Fake Tits/Real Beer |
| Goodnight Assholes! |
| If you care |
| A Rapid Series of Comical Noises! |
| Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! |
| Black Stuff |
| Me and Drugs |
| Silly Religious Crazies |
| Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus! |
| My Wife's Crazy! |
| Random Goofabouts |
| ...Or Worse |
| Fitter Happier |
| REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!! |
| Lesson Learned |
| Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete! |
| Where We Are Now Back in Sept. '09 |
| Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs at… |
| Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag |
| That One Show About Drugs and Stuff |
| Sex on the Internet!? |
| My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious… |
| I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the… |
| Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge) |
| Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby" |
| When All Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My… |
| the one show about drugs and stuff |
| I Can't Get Beer in Me |
| Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate… |
| You Go Girl! (Album) |
| "You Go, Girl!" |
| You Go, Girl! |
| Footprints |
| Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager,… |
| I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Pop Song (Album) |
| High Times |
| Advertising |
| Christian Sandwich |
