| Dillinger Four Songs |
| Doublewhiskeycokenoice |
| A Jingle for the Product |
| Fuzzy Pink Hand-Cuffs |
| Mosh For Jesus |
| It's A Fine Line Between The Monkey And The Robot |
| #51 Dick Butkus |
| Super Powers Enable Me To Blend In With Machinery |
| Portrait Of The Artist As A Fucking Asshole |
| Gainesville |
| Twenty-One Said Three Times Quickly |
| Hand Made Hard Times Handed Back |
| parishiltonisametaphor |
| File under "ADULT URBAN CONTEMPORARY" |
| MINIMUM WAGE IS A GATEWAY DRUG |
| Ode to the North American Snake Oil Distributor |
| The Classical Arrangement |
| "Contemplate this on the tree of woe." |
| A Floater Left With Pleasure In The Executive Washroom |
| The Great American Going Out Of Business Sale |
| The Art of Whore |
| Last Communion |
| Fruity Pebbles |
| A PYRE LAID FOR IMAGE AND FRAME |
| Like Eye Contact in an Elevator |
| clown cars on cinder blocks |
| folk song. |
| The Father, The Son, And The Homosexual/Single Parent |
| Music Is None Of My Business |
| Noble Stabbings!! |
| Fired-Side Chat |
| O.K. F.M. D.O.A. |
| AMERICASPREMIEREFAITHBASEDINITIATIVE |
| Who Didn't Kill Bambi? |
| Maximum Piss & Vinegar |
| Let Them Eat Thomas Paine |
| Wrecktheplacefantastic |
| Shiny Things Is Good |
| All Rise For The Rational Anthem |
| Shut Your Little Trap, Inc. |
| labourissuesinthetoydepartment |
| J. Harris |
| New Punk Fashions For The Spring Formal |
| SELLTHEHOUSESELLTHECARSELLTHEKIDSFINDSOMEONEELSEFORGETITI'MNEVERCOMINGBACKFORGETIT |
| Like Sprewells on a Wheelchair |
| Suckers Intl. Has Gone Public |
| "Honey, I Shit the Hot Tub." |
| Americaspremierfaithbasedinitiative |
| All Rise For The Rational Anthem. |
| Supermodels Don't Drink Colt. 45 |
| Define "Learning Disorder" |
