| Half Man Half Biscuit Songs |
| The Trumpton Riots |
| Paintball's Coming Home |
| Joy Division Oven Gloves |
| Fuckin' 'ell It's Fred Titmus |
| I Left My Heart in Papworth General |
| God Gave Us Life |
| Busy Little Market Town |
| All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit |
| Restless Legs |
| I Hate Nerys Hughes (From The Heart) |
| Venus in Flares |
| 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd |
| Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo |
| For What Is Chatteris... |
| National Shite Day |
| Corgi Registered Friends |
| He Who Would Valium Take |
| Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled) |
| Albert Hammond Bootleg |
| Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show |
| Surging Out of Convalescence |
| Depressed Beyond Tablets |
| Upon Westminster Bridge |
| Mate of the Bloke |
| 4AD3DCD |
| Asparagus Next Left |
| Reflections in a Flat |
| Sealclubbing |
| We Built This Village on a Trad. Arr. Tune |
| The Len Ganley Stance |
| Vatican Broadside |
| The Light at the End of the Tunnel (Is the Light of an Oncoming Train) |
| Letters Sent |
| Twenty Four Hour Garage People |
| 1966 and All That |
| Irk the Purists |
| I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves) |
| Petty Sessions |
| Totnes Bickering Fair |
| Ode To Joyce |
| Blue badge abuser |
| Twydale's Lament |
| Breaking News |
| I Hate Nerys Hughes |
| Time Flies By (When You're the Driver of a Train) |
| Them's the Vagaries |
| Lord Hereford's Knob |
| When The Evening Sun Goes Down |
| Dickie Davies Eyes |
| King Of Hi-Vis |
