| Robert Schimmel Songs |
| Introduction |
| Condom in a Swimming Pool |
| Non Hogkins Lymphoma |
| Chemotherapy |
| Dick Wigs |
| Beating the Odds |
| One Ball |
| Go Lightly |
| The AVN Awards |
| Bargaining With God |
| Irresponsible Father |
| 17 Year Old |
| Rollercoaster Hell |
| Swimming With a Dolphin |
| Siegfried and Roy |
| Adventures in Maui |
| Hotels |
| A Slide Show |
| Fake Breasts - Spoken Word Album Version |
| I'm Not Homophobic |
| Dancing in the Rain |
| Weird TV Commercials |
| Hello Kalamazoo - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Premature Ejaculation - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Theme Parks - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Heart Attack - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Fake Breasts (Spoken Word) (Album Version) |
| Commuter Planes - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Airlines |
| The Gym Continued - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Love/Marriage/Sexual Dysfunction/Adult Toys |
| Talking During Sex - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Fart and Shit Jokes |
| My Daughter's Boyfriend - Spoken Word Album Version |
| My Daughter's Computer (Spoken Word) (Album Version) |
| My Daughter's Computer - Spoken Word Album Version |
| The Gym - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Sigmoidoscopy - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/ Dogs - Spoken Word Album… |
| Sea World/Santa At The Mall/Demi Moore - Spoken Word Album Version |
| My Daughter - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Sperm Bank - Spoken Word Album Version |
| America Online - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Sex And Your Heart Attack - Spoken Word Album Version |
| Talking During Sex |
| My Daughter |
| Love Is Blind - It Will Blow Your Mind Album Version |
| Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack - Music/Spoken Word Album Version |
| Commuter Planes |
