Biographies: MFJ:|Born and raised in northern surburbia, mother fucka. Son of middle income parents, he attended catholic school most of his life. “Fuck this shit!” is what he was heard to utter later in his school career. Now that he quit school to pursue finer things, he chills with his pet hippotamus, Mr. Scrufflez. Then he met two other ballers and formed the white boy brigade, bitch. Now he, along with the white boy brigade, use their mother fuckin’ rap skills to express good messages using powerful lyrics and phat beatz. GAFL:| Son of Muriel and Eustace Bagge. Not the sharpest spoon in the bathroom, so his parents were dissapointed as shit in him. Because of this extreme fucking dissapointment they kicked him out of their crib.Then he was raised by turkeys in Alabame unti he was 16 and tried to eat one of them. Then the turkeys kicked him out and he had no where to go, cuz no one loved him, at all. But the white boy brigade had his back and took him in and nurtured him to his great potential of today. fuck yea. D:| Soulja Boy’s illegitamate white son, D’s father has never recognized him or even given him some fuckin’ child support! Born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia. He has been shot 15 times, and survived every time, cuz he’s a total beast. Then one day he was kidnapped and taken to minnesota, but then he mcgyver’d it up and broke the rope that was tying him up. He then used his black belt to knock out all those bastards and escape. Then he didn’t know where the fuck he was and met the other 2 members of the white boy brigade. They took him in and taught him to spit some sick nasty rhymes and get propz. |
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